We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Of course I have a pirate flag
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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