what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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