go do what you do best...puke behind churches
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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