I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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