Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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