The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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