What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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