thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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