doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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