Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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