Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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