yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he puts the penis in happiness.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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