Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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