Do you still have your period?
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
