their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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