Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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