maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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