Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
He better not be in your backpack
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
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