Pappa wants mamma naked
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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