There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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