If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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