omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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