just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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