Pregnant stripper...not hot.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
She tied me up with her honor cords...
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Gay?
German.
Pity.
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