I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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