I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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