I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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