There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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