Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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