I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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