the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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