well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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