He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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