Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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