I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
The uberlube is also flammable
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
So. Much. Porn.
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