they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
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