Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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