I want to stick my p in your. b.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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