All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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