the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
It's blow job season.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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