I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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