walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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