I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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