i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
i black out too much to be "responsible"
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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