dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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