you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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