Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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