I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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