Ambien. No doubt about it.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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