Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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