Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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